memedong:

chuck e cheese employee: sir you must be accompanied w/ a child to enter

me: *wiggles my sleeve & he comes out*

the rat: *trembling* im so sorry please come in right away

chunky cheese gates: *open*

ilovemusicalyy:

nikkimariesworld:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain